Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does.
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. --- Edward Abbey
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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