Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out
lightbulb?
Border Collie:
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
German Shepherd:
I'll guard the lightbulb while you decide. Back off!
Dachshund:
I can't reach the stupid light!
Toy Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler:
Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu:
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Leave it for the servants.
Labrador:
Oh, me, ME!!! Pleeeeeeze let ME change the bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute:
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Chow:
I'm with the malamute. After I take my nap that is!
Akita:
I'm with the chow and malamute! What's for dinner?
Jack Russell Terrier OR Wire-haired Fox Terrier:
I can reach it! I just KNOW
I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine!!
Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Kelpie:
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Pointer:
I see it, there it is, rrrrriiiiiiight there.
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