Joke of the Week
Situation in the Restaurant

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the iPod (with earbuds!) that my granddaughter had loaned me.

...and how was your day?