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My Forgetter
Lapsed memory poem
Live with My Kids
It's payback time!
My Favorite Things
New words to the classic song
Bathing Suit Shopping
That dreaded experience
Barbie is a Senior!
New Barbie Dolls that
we can relate to.
A New Senior Disease
Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder.
Revised Holiday Songs
by Polly Sigh
Burma Shave Signs
Remember roadside poems?
Lesson learned
From Mom
I Want to be a Bear
Sounds good!
The 70's vs Now
How times have changed
Not Really Old
Just Mature
Pillsbury Doughboy
His sad obituary
Odd Laws
Still on the Books
How in the world
Did we ever survive?
A new e-mail Virus
Affecting Seniors
Lonesome Tonight?
Elvis singing today
New ABC's
For those over 50
A Mother's Letter
To Her Son
Marvelously Mature
You know you are when...
Ask Yourself
Life's eternal questions
Public Toilets
The Ladies Room
Doctor Visit
What Ails You?
Church Tales
Suitable for all
All about Mom
From their Children
Ever Ask Why?
Things are as they are?
Holy Jokes
About Church
Younger Days
The outside has changed
Computer Poem
For Users over 50
Grandparents
As 8 year olds see them
What kids say
Funny but brilliant
Holiday Eating
Tips for the Season
Summer Camp
A Letter from Camp
Marine Recruit
A Farm Kid signs up
Older Lady Driving
Don't Mess with her!
Senior Dress Code
Helpful Guidelines
This White Lie
Takes the cake
The Week After
Christmas
More Pondering
Why do we press harder
on the remote
when the battery is low?
Yes I am
a Senior Citizen
What Made Me
The Land that Made me
The Shape I'm in
I'm fine, really
Men and BBQ
Take the night off, honey
Where to Retire?
Choose from these regions
Airline Announcements
Humor from the Cockpit
Dr. Seuss
Writes about the
"Golden Years"
Top 10 Songs
For People over 50
Class Reunion
A "mature" woman
prepares
Church Bulletin
Bloopers
Aging
Some fun thoughts
Kitchen Signs
Sound familiar?
New Years Diet
January blues
1957
Did you say that?
Older & Wiser
Observations
From Ohio?
You may be if...
Old is When...
It beats the alternative
Great Truths
Life's Lessons
Life was Better
in Black & White
Senior Moments
Aging is a joke!
Seniors & Aids
Common Carriers?
High Gas Prices?
Think Again
Personal Ads
Placed by Seniors
How I Know
I'm a Senior Citizen
Latin Phrases
Amaze your friends!
Van Gogh
Family Members
Ramblings
From a Retired Mind
A Strange Lady
In My House
Funny Signs
For Funny Times
Family Advice
From an "Old Pro"
Laughing
at Ourselves
Weekly Workout
Whew! It's tiring!
Bumper Sticker
On Grandma's Car
Middle Age
and Beyond
Definitions
Some new words
The Computer
Swallowed Grandma!
Headlines
Actual Headlines
Groan!
Punishing Puns
Scary Things!
Not an Urban Legend
1905
What a difference!
More Kids
and what they say
Did you Know?
Lots of fun facts
Ramblings
from a Retired Mind
Teens in Poverty
Those poor kids
I'm Fine
by Cardinal Cushing
After Christmas
Pesky Relatives!
New Alphabet
For Seniors
Senior Disease
Do you have AAADD?
Questions to Ponder
Why is it that...?
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