A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
he's fallen in love and going to get married.
He
says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over
three women and you try and guess which one
I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women
into the house and sits them down on the couch
and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay,
Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She
immediately replies, "The redhead in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you
know?"
"I don't like her."
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