Joke of the Week
God helps those...

When the water got to the farmer's bottom windows, a neighbor rowed over to rescue him. The farmer declined, "Im a man of faith. God will save me."

When the waters rose to the second story windows another neighbor appeared in a motor boat. Again the farmer refused to be rescued. "I'm a man of faith. God will save me."

Finally the man sat on top of the roof, a helicopter flew over and lowered a ladder. Once again the farmer declined. "I'm a man of faith I'm certain that God will save me."

The next thing he knew the farmer found himself at the pearly gates. "What happened"? he moaned to St Peter. Why didn't God save me?"

St. Peter shook his head sadly saying, " Listen here, we sent a rowboat, a motorboat and a helicopter."