Joke of the Week
The Lost Wife

I was in Kroger's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, hourglass figure and she's wearing tight white shorts and a halter top. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter..... Let's look for yours."

Most of us old guys are helpful like that.

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