The perfect high vs.
The perfect high-yield mutual fund.
Keg vs.
EKG.
Moving to Californina because it's cool vs.
Moving to California because it's warm.
Growing pot vs.
Growing pot belly.
Watching John Glenn's historic space flight with your parents vs.
Watching John Glenn's historic space flight with your children.
Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor vs.
Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Seeds and stems vs.
Roughage.
Popping pills, smoking joints vs.
Popping joints.
Killer weed vs.
Weed killer.
Hoping for a BMW vs.
Hoping for a BM.
The Grateful Dead vs.
Dr. Kevorkian.
Getting out to a new, hip joint vs.
Getting a new hip joint.
The Rolling Stones vs.
Kidney stones.
Screw the system vs.
Upgrade the system.
Peace sign vs.
Mercedes logo.
Taking acid vs.
Taking antacid.
Screw the system vs.
Upgrade the system
Disco vs.
Costco
Parents begging you to get your hair cut vs.
Children begging you to get their heads shaved
Whatever vs.
Depends
Passing the drivers test vs.
Passing the vision test.
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