Questions to Ponder

• Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?



• Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?



• Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?



• Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



• On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?



• Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?



• Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?



• How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?



• Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?



• When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'Its all right." It isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"



• Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?



• Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?



• In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?



• How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

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